Okay, so super long title time (who knew you could write so much, yet not enough!), but come on!
I love good art--okay, GREAT art--as much as the next guy, but there are times when I see a picture with well done art, but the scene just..makes no sense to me. It's baffling.
*rages at the live news feed of the Pope driving down the road interrupting the show I actually wanted to see*
Ahem, sorry. So, anyway *interrupted by cat neediness*. ANYWAY. I love a good picture, but when super shiny girl with breasts unnaturally too large is eating a giant wedge of perfectly seeded watermelon while her face sparkles so that I have to look hard to determine if she's just really uber shiny or if she's crying or something.. It's just gotten weird. That's weirder than the time I saw the picture of the guy creepily eating a banana while a cat stood on his back. But, yet, not quite as brilliant as the naked guy wearing a giant fish suit..
I've seen some great stuff, some crazy stuff, some stuff that made me wonder what that person's parents did to them to make them come up with things that way--but it's the stuff that baffles me in its udder ridiculousness that gives me the best laugh. Seriously, who just stands around, super glistened up (I picture Steve Martin covered in Vaseline. Strip Tease, anyone? No? Old reference, my bad.) and/or sobbing while they eat a perfectly formed slice of watermelon. My brain just kind of..hiccuped? And instantly the sarcastic ass of a person that I've always been peeks out and goes, "Yeah, because that's how -I- always eat watermelon--glistening and lightly sobbing while naked wherever it happened to be served."
Alright, I'm back, fools! Or, uh..don't mind the barely-still-20-something person holding this sign. It says plain as day...something. Yes, it does. Okay, clearly I should have eaten when my stomach started cramping since I'm now going into Link to the Past semi-quotes. So I'd better go eat something before I get really weird. ...I just don't want to cook.. Damn you, Bill Gates! (He knows everything ill that happens in my life is his fault, no worries.)
Currently finishing out Barricade's request. I made too much work for myself, hence the laziness. I tend to do this.. I'll update more soon. Apologies to all my patient requesters. You will be served, I promise. I just can't pin out an exact date for the serving..
EDIT: Adding Queue Update____________Hillygon - WITCH based Original Characters Charlie Miller and sibling Kelly. --Active 20%--Movie-Man - Original pirate characters, 5 females, in either group or individual images. *Next up, 4 of 5*GalaxySeerNumber9 - Original Character in pairing with Marvel character Yondu.FantasyRebirth96 - Pokemon Mega Cerulean Charizardmanofcartoonmaster - Scooby Doo's Daphne, terrified with wrists bound by chains and wearing swimsuit provided in reference._______________Pending Requests:_______________wr515 - Picture of requester..joyfully hugging a bewildered troll while becoming slowly petrified (Yeah, that is still weird. I'm just not sure if I can do a troll justice..)SteveAnime - Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3) and character Steve in swimsuits at the beach.__________________Recently Completed:__________________
- Original character Hayley with her parents.